All I wanted was to go to town, get my new phone, possibly a coffee, and then to come home.
To quote Top Gear 'How hard can it be?'
I found myself without benefit of coffee, clutching my new phone, following a trio of old women. Not something I find myself doing often I assure you all. These particular women were armed to the teeth with newspapers, Union Jack clothing, and their leader wearing a billboard. "Stop Corruption and the Communist EU agenda."
Don't get me wrong, but surely fear of Communism stopped in the early 90s, replaced by fear of religious fundamentalism? I don't begrudge them their stance against corruption, but the talk of communism intrigued me, as well as their free democratic paper the "UK Column"
Diving instantly for my trusty tape recorder, I began to record the march. A brief interview began to unfold, starting with the marchers asking me to publish whatever they said. Which I'm doing, for the benefit of all you out their waiting for a good laugh.
"That's what we need, we need stuff publishing. We cant get it onto main media because the main media's all biased against, they don't want the truth. They've got thugs on them that's why."
Forgive me for saying so, but within mainstream media, surely all political views are expressed? The Guardian is extreme lefty, The Independent is slightly left, and representing the right we have The Daily Mail and the Express. And as for having thugs on them, this is just untrue. If so, all newspapers would be either massively left wing, or massively right wing. As it stands, we have a nice mixture of both.
"Look up who the media's owned by. Look up who the American Federal Bank is owned by. Look up new world orders, sustainable development."
I have since done so, and found nothing but bizarre conspiracy theories, and articles on ecology. So I've got no idea what sustainable development has to do with the recession and a communist plot, but before I could question I was informed further about the state of the economic crisis.
"Big bankers deliberately caused this money collapse so that that happened (recession) and they will use that as an argument for going into a totalitarian, communist style state. All this that's happening isn't accident. the big bankers have had this planned for a long time and the Bilderbergers (the Bilderberg Group, annual meeting of bankers and those involved in finance) and all the rest of it"
With this information happily tucked away, I started to ask about sources. Naturally nobody was named, but I did learn this:
"From all over, we get information coming from all over. Inside parliament, from politicians. Some politicians don't want to be in the EU but they're overruled by the rest, most of them do."
Considering their aims for a "Democratic Britain," they don't seem to have much grasp of democracy. The majority of politicians, voted for by the public, want to be in the EU, at least according to what I'd just been told. Surely then this is democracy at work, with politicians voting over the future of the country? Just a thought.
"Brian Gerrish who writes the paper. Contact him to learn more."
And I think I will, and shall keep you all posted.
-Az
P.S. I took a copy of the UK Column, and it's possibly a more terrifying read than the Daily Express. And the website is worse. Here are a few of my favourite snippets of insanity.
"Marxist New Labour, Cameron's Fabian socialist Tories and Clegg's 'Rent-Boy' Lib-Dem Party."
"The work of the Brown, Cameron, Clegg cabal is treason"
And finally, an actual page long column
"The Discerning Christian Column - Explaining how Christianity is being Destroyed by the EU Beast." Possibly ignoring the fact that mainland Europe is more religious than Britain, seeing as they have The Vatican and all. The actual column sounds like a call to some holy war against the infidel, but then religious people would never use their beliefs to attack others would they?
Thursday, 15 January 2009
Taking the smeg
I don't know if you've heard, but apparantly the country seems to having some sort of financial troubles at the moment! You can tell because everyone on the news is rambling on about it. It's interesting, from my point of view at least, that the economy is apparantly in a recession, and yet absolutely everywhere I look prices are plummeting! Petrol is down about 20p over the last 3 months, ASDA and the other big stores are still undercutting each other at every opportunity, in a seemingly desperate attempt to go bankrupt first.
So it seems from the point of view of the average consumer, the credit crunch is really positive! At least, as long as you don't want to sell a house or a car. Because prices are at an all time low, in just 10,000 miles supercars worth £100,000 are losing 80% of their value. That's £80,000 lost in just one year! On the plus side, if you're buying cars and houses, then its a golden age!
But to get onto the point of this blog, the sport we all know as "football" is really starting to take the piss. Manchester City are said to be offering £100 million to AC Milan to buy this "Kaka" fellow, and in turn are planning to give him half a million quid a week. Half a million a week!! That's almost enough to buy a "hearty" American lunch! And I do worry about the effect this is all having. I mean, I have nothing against sports people such as Wayne Giggs and Phillip Rooney being paid lots of money, they do have a very hard job. In the case of footballers its intensive training every single day, plus 90 minutes of crunch time when you're expected to perform, plus helping run soccer schools, coaching younger players, you have to stick to a strict diet/fitness program... but £500k a week?
Let's put that in context. Kaka, if he comes to Manchester City and earns this wage, will be able to buy FOUR Aston Martin's each week. If he saves up for 14 days he'll be able to buy a Bugatti Veyron. What do you even DO with all that money? Couldn't it be better spent?
So I think the solution to these "taking the piss" sums of money is very simple. Ban footballers from using it. Or maybe not the players, just their clubs. All they ever seem to do is give each other money for players, these guys have their own little economy within the walls of their fancy stadiums. So I reckon instead of wasting proper money, they should all just use Disney money. Or the stuff you play monopoly with. Give Kaka £50 for the shopping and an Aston each week and he'll be happy enough! It'll leave a bit more for the rest of us who have to deal with REAL problems such as....not having very much money!
Tuesday, 30 December 2008
Get them up against the wall
A lot of people are scared. People are scared of a variety of things, be they spiders, rats, the imminent demise of man, the current financial recession, terrorism, or (as the Daily Mail would have you believe) the closely linked immigration.
Personally, I'm terrified by the sorts of people who are terrified by immigration. I had a look at figures of recent general elections. The BNP (British National Party) have gained 0.5% of the vote in the 4 years between 2001 and 2005. This may not sound like much, but this is still over 300,000 people. Over 300,000 people believe that anybody with skin darker than Snow White's must leave the country, or get shot.
Sadly, I've now got the BNP website in my browser history. On the plus side, this is hilarious.
"The British National Party believes in telling the truth, even if it is sometimes uncomfortable to hear or offensive to those who would rather bury their heads in the sand than face real problems in our society."
One would assume the truth doesn't include holocaust denial. Nick Griffin (Founder of the modern BMP) has actually gone on record, stating
"'I am well aware that orthodox opinion is that 6m Jews were gassed and cremated or turned into soup and lampshades... I have reached the conclusion that the "extermination" tale is a mixture of Allied wartime propaganda, extremely profitable lie, and latter witch-hysteria." (You can read this in his publication The Rune or here.
I'm also highly amused by the comment about the "Real problems in our society" which would appear not to include racism or bigotry.
If these bastards ever come to power, Britain is FUCKED. Fucked like a bitch on the Jeremy Kyle show. As well as various racist policies, they also follow a homophobic agenda. So, should these fascist shits ever make it, we lose Stephen Fry. And Alan Carr, but that's not much of a loss.
So, with the general election approaching us next year, vote for absolutely anybody. Anybody at all. Unless you want to vote BNP. In which case, don't vote at all, and have yourself committed for extensive neurological experiments.
-Az
Personally, I'm terrified by the sorts of people who are terrified by immigration. I had a look at figures of recent general elections. The BNP (British National Party) have gained 0.5% of the vote in the 4 years between 2001 and 2005. This may not sound like much, but this is still over 300,000 people. Over 300,000 people believe that anybody with skin darker than Snow White's must leave the country, or get shot.
Sadly, I've now got the BNP website in my browser history. On the plus side, this is hilarious.
"The British National Party believes in telling the truth, even if it is sometimes uncomfortable to hear or offensive to those who would rather bury their heads in the sand than face real problems in our society."
One would assume the truth doesn't include holocaust denial. Nick Griffin (Founder of the modern BMP) has actually gone on record, stating
"'I am well aware that orthodox opinion is that 6m Jews were gassed and cremated or turned into soup and lampshades... I have reached the conclusion that the "extermination" tale is a mixture of Allied wartime propaganda, extremely profitable lie, and latter witch-hysteria." (You can read this in his publication The Rune or here.
I'm also highly amused by the comment about the "Real problems in our society" which would appear not to include racism or bigotry.
If these bastards ever come to power, Britain is FUCKED. Fucked like a bitch on the Jeremy Kyle show. As well as various racist policies, they also follow a homophobic agenda. So, should these fascist shits ever make it, we lose Stephen Fry. And Alan Carr, but that's not much of a loss.
So, with the general election approaching us next year, vote for absolutely anybody. Anybody at all. Unless you want to vote BNP. In which case, don't vote at all, and have yourself committed for extensive neurological experiments.
-Az
Tuesday, 16 December 2008
Larger Leaps for Mankind
Space. The Final Frontier. And we're about to cross it.
Most of us here on Earth look at Space as an unreachable thing. It is the sacred ground were only the bravest of men and the most advanced and expensive technologies in the world dare to tread. Space was first touched by Man's gloved hand only a generation ago, and as such it in over 50 years of exploration, only around 400 people have ventured there. We've all grown up with this image of space. And so we don't give much thought to the idea that... we could actually go. And this isn't some crazy pipe dream, this is reality. It's happening today - the next visitors to this vast Frontier will be you and I.
You may well have heard of Richard Branson and his "Virgin Galactic" business. Their prototype, SpaceShipOne, successfully completed it's sub-orbital tests and they have all but completed development on their first passenger model: SpaceShipTwo. Test flights of this model have already begun, and the first passengers are scheduled to fly as soon as late 2009. Ticket price? $200,000.
"But this isn't exactly within the reach of normal people," you may well say. And you would be right. But consider this - Space Tourists already exist. They apply to NASA or the ESA and pay millions of dollars for the privilege of tagging along on a mission. $200,000 for a flight is alot more within reach, if only for the still-extremely-rich types that light their cigars with $100 bills. Fortunately, this ultra-high price tag is soon being replaced by a half price version, once the second "SpaceShipTwo" craft comes into service a few months after the first. In fact, by the end of 2010 (that's just TWO YEARS people), a ticket is planned to cost only $20,000.
Still alot of money? Yeah. But do-able for your average Joe! What if, in 5 years time, you are about to buy a Ford Focus X12 (or whatever model it is then) for £12,000. What if instead of getting that, you buy a used car for £1,000? You can then afford a trip into space. And with competition coming in (one would assume, eventually) against Virgin Galactic, and with technological improvements, those prices are only going one way.
If you don't already have "Go into Space" on your list of things to do before you are thirty, now might be a good time to add it. Because it's a very real possibility that you can achieve it.
Keep the Fire Burning.
- Fox
Most of us here on Earth look at Space as an unreachable thing. It is the sacred ground were only the bravest of men and the most advanced and expensive technologies in the world dare to tread. Space was first touched by Man's gloved hand only a generation ago, and as such it in over 50 years of exploration, only around 400 people have ventured there. We've all grown up with this image of space. And so we don't give much thought to the idea that... we could actually go. And this isn't some crazy pipe dream, this is reality. It's happening today - the next visitors to this vast Frontier will be you and I.
You may well have heard of Richard Branson and his "Virgin Galactic" business. Their prototype, SpaceShipOne, successfully completed it's sub-orbital tests and they have all but completed development on their first passenger model: SpaceShipTwo. Test flights of this model have already begun, and the first passengers are scheduled to fly as soon as late 2009. Ticket price? $200,000.
"But this isn't exactly within the reach of normal people," you may well say. And you would be right. But consider this - Space Tourists already exist. They apply to NASA or the ESA and pay millions of dollars for the privilege of tagging along on a mission. $200,000 for a flight is alot more within reach, if only for the still-extremely-rich types that light their cigars with $100 bills. Fortunately, this ultra-high price tag is soon being replaced by a half price version, once the second "SpaceShipTwo" craft comes into service a few months after the first. In fact, by the end of 2010 (that's just TWO YEARS people), a ticket is planned to cost only $20,000.
Still alot of money? Yeah. But do-able for your average Joe! What if, in 5 years time, you are about to buy a Ford Focus X12 (or whatever model it is then) for £12,000. What if instead of getting that, you buy a used car for £1,000? You can then afford a trip into space. And with competition coming in (one would assume, eventually) against Virgin Galactic, and with technological improvements, those prices are only going one way.
If you don't already have "Go into Space" on your list of things to do before you are thirty, now might be a good time to add it. Because it's a very real possibility that you can achieve it.
Keep the Fire Burning.
- Fox
Saturday, 22 November 2008
Chill, homies!
There was a rapper out in Bolton town centre today. Next to the old Nationwide building. He had a mate there with a deck and layin' down a beat and all that shizzle. Going on about Jesus and stuff. Gah. So I sort of shook my head a little and rolled my eyes, thinking of the irony of using the words "Jesus" and "bitches" in the same verse, and the association of one of the most popular prophets ever to live with a genre of music more commonly associated with murderers and drug dealers.
And then I noticed some people were looking at me. Or rather, looking down their noses at me. At first I thought it was some heavily religious folks, until I saw one of them was wearing one of those Satan t-shirts Azzy might like. So what else could my gesture have done to offend them?
Oh fuck.
The Rapper is Black.
And this highlights one of the fundamental flaws in this society we call home. This attitude of political correctness and so-called "tolerance" has been taken too far, as any good idea seems to. We've gone as a society from treating minorities like filth to treating them like children, an the same people have the gall to accuse ME of racism! When will people learn that "Equality" means laughing at a nigger spouting gibberish as you would any cracker?
I bet that last sentence touched a nerve didn't it? Well, unless your Az or hang around me alot anyway. But why? I used common derogatory language towards both blacks AND whites there. All these words are are labels that people are too touchy about. Why can't a white guy say "nigger" without it being offensive? Why is it "their word". People getting so touchy about racism just makes people feel like they have to watch what they say around people of a minority ethnicity, and its THIS which fuels the fire of racism strong.
It's having to worry about keeping your tongue in check that keeps these divisions up. So if you care about getting rid of racism, stop watching your tongue. Sometimes you'll say racist things by mistake, but if people stopped scrutinising everything for any hint of offence, they would find it easier to brush it off. And in turn, it would become easier to stop saying offensive things in the first place.
And for fucks sake, stop accusing people or racism when they criticise a person of another ethnicity. They're not children, they can take care of themselves.
And get rid of Sharia courts, the same OTT attitude has let them in and they're a disgrace to this country. This is Britain, not Saudi Arabia. Deal with it.
~ Fox
And then I noticed some people were looking at me. Or rather, looking down their noses at me. At first I thought it was some heavily religious folks, until I saw one of them was wearing one of those Satan t-shirts Azzy might like. So what else could my gesture have done to offend them?
Oh fuck.
The Rapper is Black.
And this highlights one of the fundamental flaws in this society we call home. This attitude of political correctness and so-called "tolerance" has been taken too far, as any good idea seems to. We've gone as a society from treating minorities like filth to treating them like children, an the same people have the gall to accuse ME of racism! When will people learn that "Equality" means laughing at a nigger spouting gibberish as you would any cracker?
I bet that last sentence touched a nerve didn't it? Well, unless your Az or hang around me alot anyway. But why? I used common derogatory language towards both blacks AND whites there. All these words are are labels that people are too touchy about. Why can't a white guy say "nigger" without it being offensive? Why is it "their word". People getting so touchy about racism just makes people feel like they have to watch what they say around people of a minority ethnicity, and its THIS which fuels the fire of racism strong.
It's having to worry about keeping your tongue in check that keeps these divisions up. So if you care about getting rid of racism, stop watching your tongue. Sometimes you'll say racist things by mistake, but if people stopped scrutinising everything for any hint of offence, they would find it easier to brush it off. And in turn, it would become easier to stop saying offensive things in the first place.
And for fucks sake, stop accusing people or racism when they criticise a person of another ethnicity. They're not children, they can take care of themselves.
And get rid of Sharia courts, the same OTT attitude has let them in and they're a disgrace to this country. This is Britain, not Saudi Arabia. Deal with it.
~ Fox
Tuesday, 14 October 2008
Uni work? Or a lazy update?
A little bit of explanation before we start. For uni, I was sent unto the now defunct "Top of the Pops" new releases website, and told to review. Herein are my reviews.
Kanye West - Love Lockdown: (Writers note: This was supposed to be Jay-Z -"Show me what you got", but the site wouldn't load it, and sent me to this. Shame really as then I could've gone on about the poor grammar in the title)
The official anthem of dull. The monotonous bass continues throughout the song over and over, you can almost picture the tears running down the bassists face as he plays the the same 2 notes over and over with one hand whilst he plays cards with the drummer, who only plays an occasional military beat. And the pianist, who plays the same two chords over and over. And as for Mr West himself? He babbles on about loving his woman, although it's difficult to tell with the synth on the vocals. To be totally honest, I see no point to this song, although it'd be nice to hear Adam West on vocals, as opposed to Kanye.
Take That - Patience (Again the site wouldn't work, but this one didn't even send me to anything else. Luckily this is what youtube is for)
Wow, what a great song! Nice and speedy, with an exciting vocal line and brilliant lyrics!...and now that review without sarcasm. This song is fucking awful, dismal arsery, a group of 4 middle-aged men who've gotten bored of looking through stock portfolio's, and now try to appeal to the market of 50+ women who've gotten bored of their marriage. It's actually a painful song, the high vocals about as pleasant as a McDonalds Happy Meal with a bag of earwax instead of a toy.
Snow - Red Hot Chilli Peppers
Many people are fans of RHCP. Many people are not. RHCP are essentially the Marmite of the music world, although I prefer to call them the modern day Status Quo, in that all their songs sound the same. If you like RHCP, then you'll like this song. If you don't, you'll probably have more fun playing golf in a thunderstorm.
Pink - Nobody knows
Not actually a bad song, at least to start of with. Tastefully understated piano goes brilliantly with Pinks expressive voice. Then the chorus starts, and it sounds like S Club 7. Which just proves to be a disappointing slap to the sensitive organs. However, the song is forgivable, as the video is set in a hotel room with Pink wandering around looking sad, as though Pink Floyd's "The Wall" was re-imagined by The Cure. Which is hilarious.
Jet - Bring It On Back
Jet are occasionally quite good. "Are you gonna be my girl?" was fun, even if it was the token rock song at school disco's for the entire length of it's popularity. But alas, now we have this. It'd sound great listened to in space. This is because there's no sound in space. I guess the track exists as the obligatory ballad on a rock album, and it could be far worse. There's nothign specifically wrong with it, it's just far too bland. Oh, and if you load it through the BBC website, you get to watch the video on a screen the size of a box of matches.
Lemar - Someone Should Tell You
The reason awards aren't given to songs for reaching a certain level of smug. Lemar would win it every time. Not even Micheal Bolton can out-smug this guy. There's not much else to say about this song. It's just a weaker version of anything Barry White ever did. Weak in the way that lager from Reading Festival is weak.
Faithless - Bombs
pre·ten·tious
[pri-ten-shuhs]
Dictionary definition. An attempted comment on the current state of American warmongering. Only the xylophone forgives this song.
The Feeling - I Love it when you Call
It says a lot about the state of modern music that something like this can be released. Synth edged pop-rock with a catchy chorus, simplistic guitar and pleasant vocals. It'll stay in your head for days and days after you hear it, no matter how many times you bash your head on reinforced concrete to make it go.
-Az
Kanye West - Love Lockdown: (Writers note: This was supposed to be Jay-Z -"Show me what you got", but the site wouldn't load it, and sent me to this. Shame really as then I could've gone on about the poor grammar in the title)
The official anthem of dull. The monotonous bass continues throughout the song over and over, you can almost picture the tears running down the bassists face as he plays the the same 2 notes over and over with one hand whilst he plays cards with the drummer, who only plays an occasional military beat. And the pianist, who plays the same two chords over and over. And as for Mr West himself? He babbles on about loving his woman, although it's difficult to tell with the synth on the vocals. To be totally honest, I see no point to this song, although it'd be nice to hear Adam West on vocals, as opposed to Kanye.
Take That - Patience (Again the site wouldn't work, but this one didn't even send me to anything else. Luckily this is what youtube is for)
Wow, what a great song! Nice and speedy, with an exciting vocal line and brilliant lyrics!...and now that review without sarcasm. This song is fucking awful, dismal arsery, a group of 4 middle-aged men who've gotten bored of looking through stock portfolio's, and now try to appeal to the market of 50+ women who've gotten bored of their marriage. It's actually a painful song, the high vocals about as pleasant as a McDonalds Happy Meal with a bag of earwax instead of a toy.
Snow - Red Hot Chilli Peppers
Many people are fans of RHCP. Many people are not. RHCP are essentially the Marmite of the music world, although I prefer to call them the modern day Status Quo, in that all their songs sound the same. If you like RHCP, then you'll like this song. If you don't, you'll probably have more fun playing golf in a thunderstorm.
Pink - Nobody knows
Not actually a bad song, at least to start of with. Tastefully understated piano goes brilliantly with Pinks expressive voice. Then the chorus starts, and it sounds like S Club 7. Which just proves to be a disappointing slap to the sensitive organs. However, the song is forgivable, as the video is set in a hotel room with Pink wandering around looking sad, as though Pink Floyd's "The Wall" was re-imagined by The Cure. Which is hilarious.
Jet - Bring It On Back
Jet are occasionally quite good. "Are you gonna be my girl?" was fun, even if it was the token rock song at school disco's for the entire length of it's popularity. But alas, now we have this. It'd sound great listened to in space. This is because there's no sound in space. I guess the track exists as the obligatory ballad on a rock album, and it could be far worse. There's nothign specifically wrong with it, it's just far too bland. Oh, and if you load it through the BBC website, you get to watch the video on a screen the size of a box of matches.
Lemar - Someone Should Tell You
The reason awards aren't given to songs for reaching a certain level of smug. Lemar would win it every time. Not even Micheal Bolton can out-smug this guy. There's not much else to say about this song. It's just a weaker version of anything Barry White ever did. Weak in the way that lager from Reading Festival is weak.
Faithless - Bombs
pre·ten·tious
[pri-ten-shuhs] –adjective
| 1. | full of pretense or pretension. |
| 2. | characterized by assumption of dignity or importance. |
| 3. | making an exaggerated outward show; ostentatious. |
Dictionary definition. An attempted comment on the current state of American warmongering. Only the xylophone forgives this song.
The Feeling - I Love it when you Call
It says a lot about the state of modern music that something like this can be released. Synth edged pop-rock with a catchy chorus, simplistic guitar and pleasant vocals. It'll stay in your head for days and days after you hear it, no matter how many times you bash your head on reinforced concrete to make it go.
-Az
Friday, 10 October 2008
The Hidden World of Crap Spewing
T'other day, my girlfriend and I witnessed a rather enjoyable documentary on the magic box we call television. Part of the Channel 4 "Dispatches" series, it was all about lap-dancing. (I now hide as every man in the world hates me for having a girlfriend willing to watch such a feature, and as such they want to beat my head in with a rusty pike) Not enjoyable for the obvious reason I assure you, as most of the girls were hideous, and no doubt date knife-wielding Adidas clad psychopaths of the night. It was also quite heavily censored, so I could have had a better time watching girls on youtube, but I digress.
The aforementioned programme was so amusing simply for the remarkably conservative and traditional views it portrayed. Whilst it was ostensibly to catch out venues for not sticking to the rules, the main implication was one expected of a strong catholic, i.e. "Ban this filth". And whilst interviews with shocked (and old) residents were abundant, there were absolutely no interviews with those in favour of such establishments, and not much in the way of a reply from the establishments themselves, despite the "Right to reply" that the show said they had.
So, the response, from the less fascist point of view. Let people chose what they want to do! Those who say to ban these venues on ethical grounds can go and fuck themselves sideways with a bible, if you find it offensive then don't look at it, nobod's forcing you to go there. If it makes you feel better, then we're all going to hell for a few seconds of tits, but at least admit it's our own silly fault. And hey, if your religion turns out to be the shitpiece we suspect it to be, then us sick, perverted communists get a bit of a giggle too. I'm sure that there are many lap-dance connoisseurs who take offense at churches, but live and let live guys. At least this is fair. Alternatively, fuck off to Middle-America where you happily pray, hope that there'll be a cure for all the poor homosexuals, and fornicate with your blood relations.
-Az
P.S. On an unrelated note, Sarah Palin is in the new Fall Out Boy Video. If anybody has any suggestions why this is, feel free to let me know. The only explanation I can think of is that FOB are psychotic Republicans, which wouldn't surprise me as the Pete Wentz does look the product of several generations of inbreeding. Either that or they've already had monkeys in one video, so may as well move on to pitbulls.
The aforementioned programme was so amusing simply for the remarkably conservative and traditional views it portrayed. Whilst it was ostensibly to catch out venues for not sticking to the rules, the main implication was one expected of a strong catholic, i.e. "Ban this filth". And whilst interviews with shocked (and old) residents were abundant, there were absolutely no interviews with those in favour of such establishments, and not much in the way of a reply from the establishments themselves, despite the "Right to reply" that the show said they had.
So, the response, from the less fascist point of view. Let people chose what they want to do! Those who say to ban these venues on ethical grounds can go and fuck themselves sideways with a bible, if you find it offensive then don't look at it, nobod's forcing you to go there. If it makes you feel better, then we're all going to hell for a few seconds of tits, but at least admit it's our own silly fault. And hey, if your religion turns out to be the shitpiece we suspect it to be, then us sick, perverted communists get a bit of a giggle too. I'm sure that there are many lap-dance connoisseurs who take offense at churches, but live and let live guys. At least this is fair. Alternatively, fuck off to Middle-America where you happily pray, hope that there'll be a cure for all the poor homosexuals, and fornicate with your blood relations.
-Az
P.S. On an unrelated note, Sarah Palin is in the new Fall Out Boy Video. If anybody has any suggestions why this is, feel free to let me know. The only explanation I can think of is that FOB are psychotic Republicans, which wouldn't surprise me as the Pete Wentz does look the product of several generations of inbreeding. Either that or they've already had monkeys in one video, so may as well move on to pitbulls.
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