In my quest for inspiration, a rather bizarre MSN creature informed me that I should write about "fucking buses." So here we go.
The Fucking Bus (FB) is a rare breed of bus which appears in black market softcore pornography. Bred in captivity, they're only use is as a background or as a set.
Most often appearing in F/F/M threesome scenes, the driver of the bus will most frequently accost two big titted maidens, who have tried to dodge their fare, and must pay him in a manner most unusual at the end of his route. Of course,the poor FB just wants to go home, and is forced to wait in the cold whilst the driver gets his fill of pussy.
So I say to you all, the crowds of the internet, sign petitions! Free the innocent FBs from this life of sexual slavery!
-Az
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