This...could quite probably get me a lot of stick from the internet community. Except the Amish, who don't use computers. Yes, today I've chosen to review religion. Although not the general religion we encounter everyday, I'm gonna review Fundamentalist Christianity!
FC can be found all over the internet, in fact it's really quite entertaining. Often coming from Conservative Middle America (it's not called the Bible Belt for nothing I guess) Fundie Christians are even worse than people who argue on forums over games consoles. Collectively, and without exception, a bunch of carbon-copy, homophobes, red-neck idiots and intellectually stunted tossers the lot of 'em.
But yet...I have to admire them for their sheer bloody-mindedness. And for the comedy gems that can be found wherever their mindless writings are shown. For example:
"No, everyone is born Christian. Only later in life do people choose to stray from Jesus and worship satan instead. Atheists have the greatest "cover" of all, they insist they believe in no god yet most polls done and the latest research indicates that they are actually a different sect of Muslims."
Which, as an atheist myself, I find hilarious. You can find more of these wonderous phrases at the following address:
http://http://duggmirror.com/comedy/100_Greatest_Quotes_from_fundamentalist_christian_chat_rooms/
FCs are consistently the most idiotic, predictable and bigotted individuals on the net. However, their joyous claptrap about how Atheism is actually Satanism, and homosexuality is a sin provides terrible entertainment. We love you Fundamentalist Christians!
10/10
-Az
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